(cue maniacal laughter and fiendish control-the-world hand wringing)
MT is going to be out sick tomorrow, so who's the man? I'm the man!
Of course there will be a paid sub sitting at the corner desk judging my every blunder, but for all intent and purpose it's my class tomorrow! I'm feeling a bit more pressure than a regular sub job, since I'll be standing right there when the teacher comes back on Wednesday and the students all give their reports.
Maybe I should bring candy for bribes...