Monday, February 16, 2009

I'm in charge here!

(cue maniacal laughter and fiendish control-the-world hand wringing)

MT is going to be out sick tomorrow, so who's the man? I'm the man!

Of course there will be a paid sub sitting at the corner desk judging my every blunder, but for all intent and purpose it's my class tomorrow! I'm feeling a bit more pressure than a regular sub job, since I'll be standing right there when the teacher comes back on Wednesday and the students all give their reports.

Maybe I should bring candy for bribes...

2 comments:

Bonnie said...

how you holding up, teach? keep writing...you crack me up, and remember I'm living vicariously through your enthusiasm : )

oh and by the way, give up the dream of ever relieving your bodily functions when you need to. Go when you can!

Mr. Nauton said...

I've started scheduling pre-emptive restroom visits into each day's lesson plans -- not only to prevent my eyes from turning yellow, but since there's no mirror in the class I'm paranoid I'll teach an entire morning woth something between my teeth or in my nose...

I know I'm behind on the blog updates, but seeing as how I'm behind on everything else in my life as well, I didn't want you to feel left out...